— listlessResearcher [LR] began pestering contentedSatirist [CS] —
LR: So I was going around fighting some imps last night and suddenly they got a lot stronger…
CS: Oh yea? How’d that work out for you, doc?
LR: Turns out they’re zombies now…
LR: What the fuck…
CS: How the fuck does that even happen?
LR: I don’t know, apparently SOMEONE prototyped zombie flesh…
LR: Which is SOOOO easy to get…
CS: Oh wait, so prototyping the sprites affects the little black bastards?
CS: Err, the imps. I ain’t racist.
LR: So it was you…
CS: Huh, I made zombie imps.
CS: Freaking sweet.
LR: WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU GET ZOMBIE FLESH
CS: ….
CS: eBay…
LR: Fucking ebay……
CS: I know, right?
CS: How fantastic is it?
LR: Not fantastic…
CS: You’re right. Amazing.
LR: The opposite of fantastic…
CS: As for the imps, remember doc, you gotta shoot em in the head!
LR: I know how to deal with zombies………
CS: Romero would be proud.
LR: Not really, I’ve fought them before…
CS: I’ll be honest, I thought for the longest time that, that sample was fake.
CS: Go figure it’s real, eh?
LR: Yeah go figure…
CS: I have a dragon scale around here too, maybe I should give it to Lily and she can prototype that…
LR: Like hell…
CS: Heheheh, nah I’m just fucking with you, doc.
CS: Hey, since you’re on the line- you wanna help me out a bit?
LR: What is it?
CS: Okay for one, this fucking sprite keeps following me around, gargling and hacking at me.
CS: It’s like it wants something. Frankly, it’s annoying as balls.
LR: Put something else in it…
CS: Huh? Prototype it again?
CS: Won’t that make the imps stronger?
LR: Not once you enter…
LR: That’s why I put Bright in my sprite…
CS: Huh- so I can just throw anything in there and then it’ll just leave me the fuck alone?
LR: It’ll start talking…
CS: FANTASTIC.
CS: Fuck…
CS: It better have something good to say or else imma getchu. Uhm okay another thing-
CS: Will the cruxthingy keep giving out totems?
LR: Yep…
CS: So I can just keep making copies of my items?
LR: Yep…
CS: Well that’s a bit useless.
CS: Whatever-an extra pizza cutter is always good.
CS: One last thing, dude.
LR: Yes?
CS: AM I ON ACID?! WHAT THE FUCK?! WHY IS THE LAND FLIPPING THE FUCK OUT?
LR: No idea, it must be your land…
CS: What the fuck doe that mean?!
LR: Each person’s land is different…
CS: …
CS: Great, mine is an acid land. Ugh, fuck it I’m not leaving my house.
LR: You better…
CS: We’ll take about this later, I got some grist to collect.
LR: Fine…
LR: Look out for lasers…
CS: Lasers, what?
CS: —-
— contentedSatirist [CS] lost connection with listlessResearcher [LR] —
CS:….
CS: Fuck my hot luck….
